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-=BeLgaRiOn=-
03 Jul 2005, 12:07
Okie, the title is rather self-explanatory. Add your own sentence/phrase to the post before you. Try not to be openly vulgar/rude/dissing. Be creative!

Here goes...

It was a cold winter's night...
[N]Haja
03 Jul 2005, 12:08
in the Sahara desert
BikerBob
03 Jul 2005, 12:09
so i crawlled into bed with my lovedoll....
-=BeLgaRiOn=-
03 Jul 2005, 12:11
and felt rather at ease...
Terror
03 Jul 2005, 13:13
. Suddenly, there was loud frantic knocking at the door, BikerBob - surprised, jumped out of bed- made his way through his cave to the huge boulder like door- upon sliding it back he saw what made his eyes grow wide with fear. There standing in front of him was . .
Plato
03 Jul 2005, 13:35
a giant ham! It was porky, his long lost pig, long since eaten and it appeared as a ghostly ham apparition. It pointed at him and exclaimed....
Terror
03 Jul 2005, 17:00
"EAT ME BIKERBOB"- BB then continued to scream like a little girl waving his hands frantically. After he slowed down to a panic, he suddenly realised . .
-=BeLgaRiOn=-
03 Jul 2005, 17:01
that this was the porker he lost at the last Thanksgiving. He considered why he had lost such a sumptuous piece of meat. He slid a hand along an oily thigh and...
Terror
03 Jul 2005, 17:18
pondered at what degree's celcius he would need to bake the pork in to get it to that mouthwatering delectable level he so dearly dreams of. At that moment - he felt a sharp prick in his finger- upon closer examination of the piece of delectable gammon he came across a..
Plato
03 Jul 2005, 17:58
n embedded safety pin. He pulled away the skin only to find a note attached saying....
-=BeLgaRiOn=-
03 Jul 2005, 18:12
'Pork is the other white meat, but that does not mean you must forget chicken.' With a mad cackle he opened the oven door and...
Plato
04 Jul 2005, 07:46
stuck his head inside with the gas on so he could kill himself like that famous poet Sylvia Plath.
Just then....
-=BeLgaRiOn=-
04 Jul 2005, 08:14
he realised it was an electrical stove. Seeing this as a sign from above he collected a notepad and...
Terror
04 Jul 2005, 15:13
wrote down what it said, as he couldnt understand the text on it since it was in a foreign language , determined to get it deciphered he mozied across the park to where lay a ..
-=BeLgaRiOn=-
04 Jul 2005, 15:23
n ancient Stone Pillar. It's symbolism had been lost in time, but he knew it held the clue to eternal....
Terror
04 Jul 2005, 16:09
pleasure. as he made his way closer , he noticed...
-=BeLgaRiOn=-
04 Jul 2005, 16:24
what remained of an engraving. It was weather worn and this only pronounced the age of the artifact. He could barely make it out but what he could make out was this...
Terror
04 Jul 2005, 16:28
little immage wich when he squinted his eyes resembled "bikerbob".

after rolling on the floor laughing for a few minutes, he got up and suddenly realised that the emblem was actually a representation of...
-=BeLgaRiOn=-
04 Jul 2005, 16:35
mankind's insatiable lust for power and masterful ability to inflict pain in others. He made a point to correct this and...
Plato
04 Jul 2005, 17:25
called on captain planet with the 4 rings which he stole from some whiney kids.

Captain planet called in sick so he decided to use a special signal which consisted of...
Terror
04 Jul 2005, 17:28
ching cho cha... once that failed he realised ...
-=BeLgaRiOn=-
04 Jul 2005, 19:00
that he was totally and utterly screwed. He sat down to contemplate his sad existance and came to the conclusion that...
Plato
05 Jul 2005, 07:46
Life`s meaning comes only from its definition. Thus his definition for his life is.......
-=BeLgaRiOn=-
05 Jul 2005, 07:52
all rathr philosophical and he himself wondered if he understood its intricacies. He finally decided that...
Plato
05 Jul 2005, 07:55
he would carry on with his rather arbitrary and random existance, as has been demonstrated by all the happenings in his life in the past 2 hrs. So he moved closer towards the window....
-=BeLgaRiOn=-
05 Jul 2005, 08:04
and lo and behold, to his amazement, a peacock of infinite beauty was striding along a golden plated pathway towards a setting sun. He knew that this could only be symbolic of...
Plato
05 Jul 2005, 13:22
the time that taxi driver showed him a good time at the shabeen. So he picked up the phone and....
Terror
05 Jul 2005, 15:27
dialled 911, - the woman that answered the phone said in a husky voice " You little ..."
-=BeLgaRiOn=-
05 Jul 2005, 15:51
rascal! What have you done now that merits a call to this number? I ought to spank you with a wet plastic...
Plato
05 Jul 2005, 16:03
fork! What`s the problem anyway?! He replied....
[3]Hellfire
05 Jul 2005, 18:58
I seem to have lost my taxi girl! I need help to ...
Terror
05 Jul 2005, 19:25
locate her, after the women on the phone calmed down after her rawkus laughter, she replied...
-=BeLgaRiOn=-
05 Jul 2005, 19:38
'I are liking to play with my pink rokkie and lekker plastic belt, do you like jean...
Plato
05 Jul 2005, 20:40
pant? Those are my stuffs!' These and other notorious sayings are all easily available in the 'how to speak english with a bad afrikaans accent' book. Order now!

Just then he realised he was listening to an infomercial over the phone! He pressed another button and low and behold....
-=BeLgaRiOn=-
05 Jul 2005, 23:11
he got redirected to a gay massage parlour. Someone picked it up and answering in a seductive voice said...
Terror
05 Jul 2005, 23:16
HEY BIG BOY!!!! ---- > Gasping with Delight Bikerbob proceed to take down the instructions on how to get to Serious Sams SeX Spot. After Jotting it all down , he looked at his feet , and lo and behold there ...
-=BeLgaRiOn=-
07 Jul 2005, 21:47
lay an aeroplace ticket to Amsterdam, Holland. He knew he was going to enjoy this trip as there was...
Terror
07 Jul 2005, 21:58
hoars and slags for him to enjoy himslef with...upon arriving at the airport after packing his bags and negotiating leaving poor old porkie all be herslef at home .. he got into the elevator only to discover..
-=BeLgaRiOn=-
09 Jul 2005, 10:09
that he had forgot his travellers cheques at home, and so our story ends with him and begins with a fair...
-nT-|Triton|
18 Jul 2005, 22:07
maiden of buauty and lo and behold a kiss from above do send a...
-=BeLgaRiOn=-
19 Jul 2005, 08:23
remarkable blessing of hope and a maturation of eternal beauty. This kiss was like none other received before, for in it, it held...
-nT-|Triton|
19 Jul 2005, 20:50
a dimond ring of such brightnees she grined as she put it on her finger such buauty only a king........
-=BeLgaRiOn=-
20 Jul 2005, 18:43
could muster with his power and influence or untapped wealth. It was an ancient heirloom, older even than the many Royal Bloodlines of the Time. It held within it...
Terror
20 Jul 2005, 18:54
the power to make people fart randomly when the caster so wished. With this new found knowledge and ring , she set forth out into cold Newyork night air- narrowly escaping death from a speeding NY taxi, she dashed over the road to the local "dog" stand. After sinking her teeth into the juicy breadlike roll she nevously got the feeling that she wasnt exaclty eating a sosage hotdog- to her utmost disgust her hunch was right- there in her bread roll was a HUMAN FINGER.



ARGHHHHH she screamed. With violent anger she used the fart ring on the hotfinger vendor..
-nT-|Triton|
21 Jul 2005, 11:30
then gave it to a beger.Now the beger started to fart and all the ppl were killed coz of the fart:D NOW the.......
Thallium
21 Jul 2005, 12:01
ring fell down a drain, Thallium then decided to move to florida, because not everything is flat there..

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Wh1tE_Tr4sH
21 Jul 2005, 13:04
Then from out of the bedroom closet of his newly obtained house...... IN FLORIDA, to Thalliums surprise popped out a close & dear buddy of his......... MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!
With utter amaizment he.........
-nT-|Triton|
21 Jul 2005, 15:51
punched him in the face and seid you freek:mad: ...
Terror
21 Jul 2005, 17:22
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE...



Micheal screamed histerically and pranced like a little girl all over the room- then suddenly..
-nT-|Triton|
28 Jul 2005, 11:03
looked and a gun was on the table but be4 he coud get it bang he was dead in his last moments of life turned around and saw DRAGON SLAYER with a sniper in his hand HOLY COW he said........
Terror
28 Jul 2005, 13:17
im a little child, he then turned and ..
Thallium
28 Jul 2005, 14:40
started coding html

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-=BeLgaRiOn=-
28 Jul 2005, 22:38
and found a pleasant glitch in the system. After perving over it for a while, he...
-nT-|Triton|
07 Nov 2005, 18:47
hired a pro to do it for him coz he is to lazy then the pro cracked it with utter amaizment he...
Macera
07 Nov 2005, 18:59
found that teh hacked version was illegal, then he...
-nT-|Triton|
07 Nov 2005, 19:03
killed the pro with a shot gun then he run away from the cops and the media so he could...