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Karnaugh
18 Jun 2007, 10:23
Colin Alston a.k.a Karnaugh... dude... you don't know Brandon... He'll find you... and FUCK YOU UP!
And just for the fuck of it... I'll come take a shit on your FAT, ugly, nerdy fucking face after he's done with you...
What the fuck are you doing here?
1. You don't play UT anymore (and you've always been KAK anyways)
2. YOU ARE A POES!
3. You don't add anything CONSTRUCTIVE to this God forsaken community.
4. You don't know what Brandon went through this weekend,
So shut the fuck up and get real dude, you are a FUCKING moron...
You know what, I think I'm wasting my time on a stupid cunt like you anyways...
GSAC you fucking faggot!
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Dear sir/s
Due to unforseen circumstances, Mr. Warhead has been submitted to psychiatric evaluation and sleep therapy. We would like to extend an apology to offended parties and promise that we are doing our best to remedy his ailments.
Our first sessions revealed that our smarties might have been ineffective as a long term sollution and we are proceeding to experiment with a concoction of jellytots as well. Of course the dosages are highly classified and not public domain.
Your patience are appreciated
Sincerly
Doc Nobody.
<A>FluX.v2.0
18 Jun 2007, 10:46
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Dear sir/s
Due to unforseen circumstances, Mr. Warhead has been submitted to psychiatric evaluation and sleep therapy. We would like to extend an apology to offended parties and promise that we are doing our best to remedy his ailments.
Our first sessions revealed that our smarties might have been ineffective as a long term sollution and we are proceeding to experiment with a concoction of jellytots as well. Of course the dosages are highly classified and not public domain.
Your patience are appreciated
Sincerly
Doc Nobody.
Yes, good thing he is in that "777" clan.
Still wondering what GSAC means.. damn been offline too long... :P
cyghost
18 Jun 2007, 13:27
carrot?
[N]Haja
18 Jun 2007, 13:31
cucumber is more appropriate methinks.
LordScallyWag
18 Jun 2007, 13:32
LOL @ HAJA
G.S.A.C???? Pfffft!
I'll stick with G.T.O.A.I.T.T.S.M.S
Thats: Go Think Of Another Idiotic Thing To Say Mr. Smartypants!
WOOT! PWNED YOU ALL WITH MY ABILITY TO INSULT YOU WITH LETTERS!!!
LordScallyWag
18 Jun 2007, 14:17
LOL @ OPI
:D
Fuck, these threads are a total waste of time and my BW. I should have my head examined.
GM<Jaymac>MF
18 Jun 2007, 19:56
I must've missed something.
Who the hell's brandon and why was his weekend so crap?
War]-[eaD
18 Jun 2007, 22:27
ROFL... haha... very funny this...
Anyhow, as if I care. ;)
Karnaugh... you are a funny guy... ;)
Cheese mate! :)
g5>@nn0n
19 Jun 2007, 08:27
Who the hell's brandon and why was his weekend so crap?
Exactley what I was thinking , Who the hell's brandon and why was his weekend so crap?
[N]Haja
19 Jun 2007, 09:27
Who the hell's brandon and why was his weekend so crap?
lol, reminds me of Dogma
'who the fuck is that bitch and why did her head explode'
Amazing pile of thread shit, this is.
Cripple-X
19 Jun 2007, 12:01
aaah ... I do so love these calm moments ... :D
And now for something totally offtopic:
I am boiling Mielies on the stove.
LordScallyWag
19 Jun 2007, 13:04
dont forget salt
War]-[eaD
19 Jun 2007, 13:08
Some butter afterwards and you're all set!!
Mielies FTW! ;)
oooh had it with real butter, and salt.... ;)
/licks fingers clean!
War]-[eaD
19 Jun 2007, 13:17
Hahaha! :D
Syzygy78
19 Jun 2007, 13:51
J1nx (http://unreal.co.za/forums/member.php?u=473) butters his own mielie by the looks of it
Nope. I have a female to do that for me :D
hehe - NO -- she's an inflatable joy doll named Jennifer.
I can loan her to you if you like, you'll just have to replace the batteries, they're exhausted from too much use.
Have fun ;)
LordScallyWag
19 Jun 2007, 14:30
lol pwnd
No thanks, the real thang does the job a lot better, pun intended :)
/only available to children over the age of 13, batteries not included
http://www.animetheme.com/animetheme.html?http://www.animetheme.com/ffx2/
this site contains a FFX2 Character floating across the screen saying "hello!"
you don't need batteries for that!
Manta even made that page his home page! man i live FF
cyghost
19 Jun 2007, 20:54
permaban? wow way harsh...
unban pretty please?
warn00b stop swearing on the motherfucking servers :D
[N]Haja
19 Jun 2007, 21:14
he has been unbanned as well as bel (Thanks TP)
cyghost
19 Jun 2007, 21:28
sweet
does he know it yet?
[N]Haja
19 Jun 2007, 21:48
yes, they both do :)
now lets all G*S*A*C
War]-[eaD
19 Jun 2007, 23:07
ROFL!!! SHOT MY BROTHERS!!! Sleep FUCKING well! :D
Belgarath
20 Jun 2007, 01:42
Haha thanks brothers!Promise i'll try not to piss anybody off.Wait......it's me speaking!Oh well i'll do my best.....bunch of poese mwuhahahahahahahahahaha.........sorry hehehe
Imagine if Belgarath and Warhead made love and had a child... I can hear the Silent Hill sirens go off already!
Hmm, I think I understand now.
So Allan's girlfriend is Brandon, and he had a *hard* time this weekend?
Manta thinks to himself, who is Allan?
War]-[eaD
20 Jun 2007, 12:10
Allan = J1nX
AND Scrye = A stupid POES that still doesn't know what he's talking about... ROFL! ;)
LOL... Scrye & Karnaugh, I can understand why good okes like Gandulf left 42... can't be fun to be in a clan with faggots like you 2 around! :)
Anyhow, good luck... I'm sure you guys aren't such big CUNTS in real life, just got the "Big man behind my computer screen" thing going hey?! ;)
But yeah, cya...
LordScallyWag
20 Jun 2007, 12:35
Wh, just add salt to anything they say. Like like snails you see....;)
O and i actually find scrye quite funny.
=_sNaKe_=
20 Jun 2007, 12:55
i actually find scrye quite funny.
+1
Bit of an acquired taste, though, I have to say.
-[eaD;70502']Allan = J1nX
AND Scrye = A stupid POES that still doesn't know what he's talking about... ROFL! ;)
LOL... Scrye & Karnaugh, I can understand why good okes like Gandulf left 42... can't be fun to be in a clan with faggots like you 2 around! :)
Anyhow, good luck... I'm sure you guys aren't such big CUNTS in real life, just got the "Big man behind my computer screen" thing going hey?! ;)
But yeah, cya...
Sorry, what?
You still haven't told us what brandon has to do with anything.
-[eaD;70502']AND Scrye = A stupid POES that still doesn't know what he's talking about... ROFL!
That's because you won't answer the damn question! Stop going all ad hominem on everyone who replies to you, and just tell us what happened to Brandon? You pointed it out in your Karnaugh attack, so you can't get upset that we all want to know what happened now?
The theory from Scrye will have to stand unless you can debunk it. (Sorry Allan but it's the best theory we have in place of the facts at this point. :) )
LordScallyWag
20 Jun 2007, 17:22
allan..? allan... WTF IS ALLAN!!!
with special thanks to Kevin Wilson for my inspiration
War]-[eaD
20 Jun 2007, 17:38
Kk... Brandon = Belgarath, and yeah... he almost died this weekend... :/
I've almost died 2 times in my life. :D :D :D
When I got hit by a car travelling at 80km/ph
When I ate some meat that had bacteria in it that goes from 1 to 1 million in 8 hours. My body temperature went up to 41'C
War]-[eaD
20 Jun 2007, 19:47
EISCH...
Wh1tE_Tr4sH
20 Jun 2007, 20:14
I've almost died 2 times in my life. :D :D :D
When I got hit by a car travelling at 80km/ph
When I ate some meat that had bacteria in it that goes from 1 to 1 million in 8 hours. My body temperature went up to 41'C& now we know who along with the cocroaches will survive a nuclear bomb blast!:D
@Zyron:
Lucky your fever didn`t get much higher than that as you could have cooked your brain. My temperature went up to about 41'C or so when I was kid aswell, parents chucked me into a cold shower to try to drop my temperature. Scary stuff!
you guys are lying, i died 12 times last night in only one game.
Bleh, 2 times in my life, thats a new Record, and not even dead...
not to mention, i lost count of the close encounters i had.
Manta, not manta Mmmkay!
lol, you okes got nothing.. My Mom > all.
Now thats scary shit. :D
o yeah, my mom and beat up your mom!
Manta
-[eaD;70527']Kk... Brandon = Belgarath, and yeah... he almost died this weekend... :/
Thanks for the info. I have to agree - this whole death thing really sucks. I for one, will be very happy when the human race solves that problem (regardless of the other further potential problems that it will create.)
Unless of course I die before then, which would have made me sad apart from the fact that having ceased to exist, I won't be able to display any emotions at all.
Unless (again) we're only half way to fixing death and have some sort of cereberal/body backup and restore system going. Then I'll be happy to be restored, but upset that I had to have died in the first place.
Anyway - enough bullshit from me. Dying or almost dying sucks big time - and so far I've managed to double dodge, jump, wall dodge the grim reaper. :)
War]-[eaD
21 Jun 2007, 13:50
ROFL @ Bean! :D
Karnaugh
21 Jun 2007, 14:04
Was it a drug overdose?
[N]Haja
21 Jun 2007, 14:18
nope, he beat me in UT, and had a heart attack from the excitement
GM<Jaymac>MF
21 Jun 2007, 15:33
/chuckles.
EvilCow
21 Jun 2007, 16:07
Shit never changes on this god forsaken forum.
...anyone for some Quake 3?
War]-[eaD
21 Jun 2007, 17:34
Teh QUACK?!?! Oh noes! :P
ROFL! No thanks...
Just popping in to day hi, did I miss anything?
/lays bait..
LordScallyWag
22 Jun 2007, 15:09
How dare you sir, o stirrer of shit !!
/slaps jinx on the face with a glove.
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