EvilCow
09 May 2005, 00:18
A bunny and a bear was fighting until they stumbled on a lamp in the forrest.
The bear decided to rub it and a genie came out.
The genie said that they have 3 wishes each and the bear must go first.
So the bear said that he wished that all the female bears in the forrest would like him,
and the genie said done.
Next was the bunny, he wished for a pair of gloves and a crash helmet.
Both the genie and the bear thought it was silly but the genie granted it.
Next was the bear agian, he wished that he was strong so all the female bears in the
world would like him, and the genie said done.
The bunny wished for a very fat motorbike on his next turn, the bear burst out laughing
at this silly wish, but the genie granted it.
Next the bear wished that he was realy sexy so all the female bears in the universe
would like him. the genie granted his last wish.
Next was the bunny again he revved his bike, checked the mirrors and said
"I wish that the bear is gay" and he sped of on his new bike.
The bear decided to rub it and a genie came out.
The genie said that they have 3 wishes each and the bear must go first.
So the bear said that he wished that all the female bears in the forrest would like him,
and the genie said done.
Next was the bunny, he wished for a pair of gloves and a crash helmet.
Both the genie and the bear thought it was silly but the genie granted it.
Next was the bear agian, he wished that he was strong so all the female bears in the
world would like him, and the genie said done.
The bunny wished for a very fat motorbike on his next turn, the bear burst out laughing
at this silly wish, but the genie granted it.
Next the bear wished that he was realy sexy so all the female bears in the universe
would like him. the genie granted his last wish.
Next was the bunny again he revved his bike, checked the mirrors and said
"I wish that the bear is gay" and he sped of on his new bike.