REDZ
31 Dec 2006, 17:26
It was em quiet misty mornin..... manyo me hartiez been scrubbin tha blood off deck caused by em bloody skirmish we had em previous night with em English Man o war HMS Fearless... and em bloody battle it waz indeed.. But lemme start off since before it happened on em Sunny Saturday mornin,....We was headin north east in bitin of em merchant ship headin fur Ol Queen Shabby.... Rumour had it she was filled with African Tuskz and gold and all kinza Pretty hardonez, so all went well as we saw what seemed like em lenseglarein em Horizon... Ohh tha spirit was High and em ladz waz all Rummed up as usuall... as we neared em Chestrump..Em windz gave me em smello tha ratz wiskerz... And I focuzed through me Glaz and saw that what I have in me Sightz waz not tha making o em helpless Queen.. but em 30gun HMS Fearless headin straight fur me ol Splinter and laddz... and tha HMS being em Queenz finest new line o Corvettes I waz Smellin blood as I knew we would not Outrun her as by em time we loaded em last of me ol Copperz tha fearless was upon uz Gunz blazin in tha Midday sun... the windz was Quite in her favour so I let em ladz have one more barrel of ol Turtogaz Finest.... he he he ... so We waited ... and as soon as Tha Fearless reached clearview ... Ol splinter gave her share o Hell... Fur it was half shainshot and half Bomb... and usin em special Chinese powder ye could hear tha Wislez of death leavin tha barrel and headin all singing like ta wreak Havoc on tha Fearless and her crew... But I Underestimated the HMS Comodore... as he knew who he waz dealin with ..(Wich gave me quite a gloat Arrrr) he hid most hiz men under deck as to make tha damage seem all but satisfying.... as we reached tha Smoldering Corvette we started ta board .... and it was as If by thunder that tha hatchez opened and ye could see red coatz everywhere... A Bloody Skirmish broke out...em smoke o Deck gunz and Pistolz made tha air Unbreathable... so me and me hartiez retreated back ta me ol Splinter with Tha comodore on our heelz.... and thatz where tha real battle started ... me hartiez was Fightinlike in manner that ol Daviez himself woulda been proud ... But em English ladz was of hardened Battle thirsty men... some Wearin Highlander broadswordz and some havin tha Finesse of Top ranked Military men.... But tha RUm made tha ladz Numb ta pain and that made em 2 vs 1 seem like all fairness... As for me ... The comodore had hiz blade thurstin fur me blood...I tell ye... Az he killed 3 of me laddz on hiz way ta me ... hiz eyez Flamin with rage ... I felt a satifaction as I Smelled the Sweat and blood in tha air... So I pulled me bladez and blocked hiz first as he swung hiz fine blade with a tad carelessness.... but as if he waz one with tha wind he stuck hiz blade in me ribz and gave it a turn as he pulled it out ta guard.... It waz then that I saw em sea turn Black.... and cut of hiz head in fury.... Lookin at hiz head rollin to and fro I caught a Glipse of a a man i reconned a highlander pullin hiz broadsword into a swing... As I turned I shot him with both me Oneshotz But he kept commin.... As i saw tha Bullet woundz smokin in hiz chest .... I Loved tha Moment... He Swung hiz Blade Knocking em Sabre out of me lefty and Gave me em nasty in me Neck After wich I replied.. well done ladd .... in motion it was as if i Struck a Hardwood haft when I pierced tha mans heart, He cut down 2 more of me hartiez before he fell to the ground Gurgling in hiz own blood... After that all was Old schoolz as if Ol Daviez got bored himself... and we Killed all tha English ladz .... took a small treasure and food and coffee ... And of course all tha RUM they had...before we sunk tha fearless, I Took tha Broadsword and fastened to me cabin wall... for it was By that blade Im Breathin through me neck now Arrr he he he ..... So we are now scrubbin on thiz Misty mornin for We heard the soundz of cannon fire in the distance and who knowz what treasure awaitz us there......http://www.quantumstuff.co.za/images/smiley/wink.gifhttp://www.quantumstuff.co.za/images/smiley/smile.gifhttp://www.quantumstuff.co.za/images/smiley/smile.gif