J1nX
27 Dec 2006, 12:03
Once apon a time long before beer there was horses drinking rum without ice melting in their snouts blowing green cheese through their assholes, so they made two hot blonde hairs very complicated specializing in shoes while Arsenal blowed bubbles at arseholes for Chelsea buns made during the medieval era, because eating potatoes can cause Amnesia.
So then, Batman strummed his tollie despite knowing gangreen was imminent nevertheless, so then the doctor cut his nutsack to prevent dehydration and dry spells because it was rancid and guns fell into an abyss which had evil protoplasm spewing forth over everything.
Fuck, said the Dolphin who swam unerringly with flak from the Nazi's to Kazakszan where medieval tuscans broke pancakes easily with syrup not tampons because playing netball can dilute sulphorous excretions which apparently infect everyone that has penises that are uncircumcised, unsually they would conduct electricity for Eskom to make sweet lemons attached to trees, which are very wet and hard to toss off at channel ETV, because it was simply hetro shemale's beating Terror's teeny weener into oblivion with rusty aging nails.
Then my twelve apostles called me to the stage whence he displayed one very pointless, but yet tantalizing hotdog demonstration to show everyone how to kick his nuts through his throat and sing the chicken song.
Merry Xmas said the little fox while jerking off firefox rapidly with pliers, Oh YES, said firefox whilst ................
So then, Batman strummed his tollie despite knowing gangreen was imminent nevertheless, so then the doctor cut his nutsack to prevent dehydration and dry spells because it was rancid and guns fell into an abyss which had evil protoplasm spewing forth over everything.
Fuck, said the Dolphin who swam unerringly with flak from the Nazi's to Kazakszan where medieval tuscans broke pancakes easily with syrup not tampons because playing netball can dilute sulphorous excretions which apparently infect everyone that has penises that are uncircumcised, unsually they would conduct electricity for Eskom to make sweet lemons attached to trees, which are very wet and hard to toss off at channel ETV, because it was simply hetro shemale's beating Terror's teeny weener into oblivion with rusty aging nails.
Then my twelve apostles called me to the stage whence he displayed one very pointless, but yet tantalizing hotdog demonstration to show everyone how to kick his nuts through his throat and sing the chicken song.
Merry Xmas said the little fox while jerking off firefox rapidly with pliers, Oh YES, said firefox whilst ................