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Nautilian
19 Dec 2006, 21:57
Hey guys,
So as the heading says, if you could have anything your heart desired for X-mas, what would it be?
Naut
DAE_JA_VOO
19 Dec 2006, 22:07
Hey guys,
So as the heading says, if you could have anything your heart desired for X-mas, what would it be?
Naut
The 7" LCD you were supposed to send to me 6 months ago :P
(have you sent it yet? You said 48 hours the other day :P )
[N]Haja
19 Dec 2006, 22:30
My fans and lights too :)
DAE_JA_VOO
19 Dec 2006, 22:31
LOL!!
This has become the "Naut where's my stuff?" thread :P
A new car, just crashed mine into 4 other cars in a terrible accident about 4 hours ago. luckily no one was hurt but my car was a total write off. quite bummed.
LordScallyWag
19 Dec 2006, 23:20
shees zee that sucks man, glad u ok.
As for me i would not know where 2 start, realistic or any thing goes......
how about a top 10
B&W 800 series amps and sub
New Car, anything from a Subaru wrx prodrive to a Veryron/koeningsegg etcetc
Alpine and JL car sound, or just a vibe upgrade ;)
New guitar Amp, a nice one and mutli fx pedel
New pc, with new stuffs, whateva not fussy
k need to stop now.
Well as for nething in the whole world, Alessandra Ambrosio ;)
More realsitically fantastical um. ye a sooped up Subaru. A nicley done one with sound an d stuff. ye that'd be nice :)
Well as for nething in the whole world, Alessandra Ambrosio ;)
I see her every night
Channel 72
a loving girlfriend :)
a golf 5 gti in a nice perleascent green blue with DGS
enemyanemone
19 Dec 2006, 23:56
My own island
cyghost
20 Dec 2006, 00:04
peace and good will to all mankind? faaaar too corny so I'll settle for NICE pc upgrade
I so want to play NwN2 but can't
*mumble crappy 5700 agp mumble mumble*
ps - jeeesh jon - hard luck m8 and hope you get that car! glad no one was injured!!
LordScallyWag
20 Dec 2006, 00:41
I see her every night
Channel 72
Not every nite but almost ;)
but its a little too tempting with no result :D
DAE_JA_VOO
20 Dec 2006, 01:41
All i want is my GF. She's in Cape Town at the moment, but i'm flying there on the 24th, and i can't wait to see her :D
Lucky bastard!
My gf only comes back in Jan :(
=_sNaKe_=
20 Dec 2006, 08:50
Arsenal to win The Treble :o
Purple_H@ze
20 Dec 2006, 09:38
- A PS2 with Mortal Kombat Armageddon
- A 8800GT with a new mboard
- Jojo to sit on my lap :) (for those of you dont know her www.jojoonline.com (http://www.jojoonline.com))
:):):)
]H[ellboy
20 Dec 2006, 10:07
I'd love it if aliens invaded us for christmas and did anal probes on all the whole planet's twats :)
PH...... I got the 8800GTX if that helps......
- Jojo to sit on my lap :) (for those of you dont know her www.jojoonline.com (http://www.jojoonline.com))
I thought jojo was jail bait? :P
I agree fully with Snake! Maybe throw in the Carling Cup too. When was the match with Liverpool postponed to???
=_sNaKe_=
20 Dec 2006, 10:54
I agree fully with Snake! Maybe throw in the Carling Cup too. When was the match with Liverpool postponed to???
No date as yet, though Rafa jokingly (thank goodness) suggested our FA Cup game and the Carling Cup game should count as one :P
DAE_JA_VOO
20 Dec 2006, 11:35
-- Jojo to sit on my lap :) (for those of you dont know her www.jojoonline.com (http://www.jojoonline.com))
:):):)
DUDE! She's like 15 years old! :eek:
You frikken pedophile!
GM<Jaymac>MF
20 Dec 2006, 12:08
ROFL!
I gotta agree with DAE on this one. I feel sick just watching her overdo the sex appeal in a music video.
Back to the topic though... anything for Christmas hey?
Hmmm.....
/*thinks REALLY hard
A nice pair of slops would do. :)
DAE_JA_VOO
20 Dec 2006, 12:42
ROFL!
I gotta agree with DAE on this one. I feel sick just watching her overdo the sex appeal in a music video.
YEah, that's really no way a 15 year old should be acting... http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c267/DAE_JA_VOO/Smileys/huh.gif
- Jojo to sit on my lap :) (for those of you dont know her www.jojoonline.com (http://www.jojoonline.com/))
wtf lol at this...
and then...
YEah, that's really no way a 15 year old should be acting... http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c267/DAE_JA_VOO/Smileys/huh.gif
lol?! ><
Cripple-X
20 Dec 2006, 13:19
I thought PH meant Jojo the monkey. :/
Me, I just want everything.
hehehehe now now PH :) but we all know you are joking :)
I want Naut's ut skills and tactics for X-mas :)
I want my Focus ST, not sure I can wait until Jan :\
=_sNaKe_=
20 Dec 2006, 15:15
When was the match with Liverpool postponed to???
January 9, 3 days after our FA Cup visit :D
peace and quiet.....time to take a cruise to mauritious or any other cruise that can take 4 days or more
This is a good Question and i thought hard about it and the thing i would probably like most is a Unreal Tournament 2004 .DEMO4 file where i beat Nautilian Wicked Sick.
but you know, i almost never got what i wanted for Christmas.
Last time it was Socks, so i guess that bearded guy got WoW as well.
Manta, keep on Dreaming!
Boogeyman
21 Dec 2006, 00:28
I want a white, tite, blonde teenager thats a virgin and pomps like a whore. Like the hot little number I was eyeballing at Woolies today.
But I only posted to check waht my latest rank in BF2412 looks like...
I want a {arbitrary physical characteristics} thats a virgin and pomps like a whore. {Describes location but gives no name and didn't even talk to said girl}
Isn't the bold red text mutually exclusive?
{It is, its a rhetorical question}
More importantly, why do most doods want a virgin?
It makes no sense to me...:confused:
=_sNaKe_=
21 Dec 2006, 10:10
More importantly, why do most doods want a virgin?
It makes no sense to me...:confused:
Plato,
It's lost on me too. Must be the whole "tight" thing.
But between you and me, what they don't know is that not all virgins are tight :D
lolies
Talk about getting screwed over :P
{Yes this is an intentionally bad pun}
[N]Haja
21 Dec 2006, 11:49
Why a virgin? My guess would be so that the male can say "yes, it always takes 1 minute, and they arer supposed to be that small"
Boogeyman
21 Dec 2006, 12:37
Haja;61302']Why a virgin? My guess would be so that the male can say "yes, it always takes 1 minute, and they arer supposed to be that small"
:D I love haja
Plato I have no idea waht u talking about.
Thing is I have had hundreds of women in my time...and my bestest was a a tite little blonde...a long time ago that is...so ya I would really like a repeat peformance.
ALAS..the only REASON I am talking such UTTER BS is to SEE what my RANK looks like. OK ?
[N]Haja
21 Dec 2006, 12:43
Boogey, Plato is saying how can you have a virgin that pomps like a whore (whores being anything BUT virgins, no matter what they say.....erm...so a friend told me)
I love you too boogey, but I am not fulfilling your x-mas wish, not again........
Boogeyman
21 Dec 2006, 13:00
It was a quote from Bridgitte Bardot's autobiogarphy when she spoke about her 3rd husband.
Virgin being the pure, untouched, innocent.
Whore being the experienced, know-whats-makes-a-man-tick, great blow-job it's like a gurantee of a great sexual experience.
So ideally u want a woman who knows how to operate, that has never been operated on...if u get my drift..if not....
I want a white, tite, blonde teenager thats a virgin and pomps like a whore. Like the hot little number I was eyeballing at Woolies today.
Apart from the previously mentioned virgin/whore dichotomy - it appears we can fulfill your wish with either a chick or a dude... Any preference? :p
Boogeyman
21 Dec 2006, 15:05
Apart from the previously mentioned virgin/whore dichotomy - it appears we can fulfill your wish with either a chick or a dude... Any preference? :p
I am have no doubt the 'you' referred to as 'we' will never be able to fill my stocking. However, you do qualify for an organ transplant in your sincere attemp at 'funniness'. Therefore I donate Haja's humour gland to you and as a bonus, the very same cotton panties he wore on our last excursion, which I have kept in a humidifier to retain the dampness, slick marks and aroma.
War]-[eaD
21 Dec 2006, 19:05
A hot GF,
A brand new Xtray T2 007;
New Quad Core rig with dual 8800GTX, 2GB DDR800 RAM, 2TB HDD, and so more goodness;
Evo 8 (Car);
About R10 000 000 would do;
A nice big house on the beach somewhere;
A nice IT job that pays ALLOT for me to do as little as possible;
TAMA rockstar custom drumkit with Paiste cymbals (about 20piece with 2 bass drums would do);
An entire room full of RC stuff;
For Telkom to die?;
A 24Mbps uncapped connection;
Suzuki GSXR600 2006/7;
erm... maybe I should stop now... :/
Well, think that might just do it! :P
LordScallyWag
21 Dec 2006, 19:27
^^^^pc nerd^^^
hhehehe
jokes
i will go with some of that
GM<Jaymac>MF
21 Dec 2006, 22:46
-[eaD;61336']
...
For Telkom to die?;
...
:P
AMEN brother Warhead!
2007 Honda CBR 600 wit yoshimura pipe system........freeflow filter....ect...and alot of money
Karnaugh
22 Dec 2006, 07:58
2007 Honda CBR 600 wit yoshimura pipe system........freeflow filter....ect...and alot of money
Urgh...
GM<Jaymac>MF
22 Dec 2006, 08:43
Urgh...
LOL!
I want a 60" LCD Screen?
Naut - are you father xmas this year? If you like I'll leave the door unlocked? don't want you breaking a leg falling down my chimney or waking the neighhood!
GM<Jaymac>MF
24 Dec 2006, 11:30
Wow DJ, that's quite a big one.
a return ticket to Mosselbay to go see that someone special :)
Oh and Naut when have completed your duties at DJ's house send me an sms so can go and help DJ clean his house (no washing dishes or floors :)) of electrical appliances etc :)
It's xmas day and I did not get what I wanted :(
A new PC to play UT2007 in all it's glory
More bandwidth for less
and an Alfa Brerahttp://unreal.co.za/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1721&stc=1&d=1167002483
I guess I was not such a good boy this year..
well laddz.. I pretty much hav all meheart desirez... Me Splinter....Gold...Couple ofine lasses some of wich is urz too.. ...All tha freedom in tha world...But what Idd really like ta have iz a Bottle of em Finest RUM......... :bouncef::bouncef::bouncef:
Naut, under my table, while playing ut.
Naut, under my table, while playing ut.
Umm doing what? Giving you head?
ROFL
My thoughts precisely....
Umm doing what? Giving you head?
ROFL
No, tying my shoes.
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