Skywalker
23 Mar 2006, 23:44
For those of you who work or have worked as a designer at an ad agency :)
I personally would love to roundhouse kick some of my AE's! :P
Chuck Norris can make 100 pdfs in 5 minutes without Distiller.
Chuck Norris contacts the suppliers directly.
Chuck Norris unexpectedly quits on Freehand.
Chuck Norris parks in the RESERVED parking space.
Chuck Norris works on all 15 servers at once and runs iTunes in the
background.
Chuck Norris takes an extended lunch break Monday to Thursday and has
Friday off.
Chuck Norris has his own key for the liquor cabinet.
The only person ever to ask Chuck Norris to "put in an internal"
ended up in the gastrointestinal ward.
All of Chuck Norris's time sheets say:
Client: Justice
Job: Roundhouse Kick
Time: When you least expect it
No one has ever put an URGENT sticker on Chuck Norris's job bags for
fear of deadly roundhouse repercussions.
Chuck Norris gets signoff on revert 1 and whoever dares put a girly
pink sticker on his artwork gets a roundhouse to the head.
Chuck Norris is never asked to move his car when the windows are being
cleaned. The cleaners move the building.
Chuck Norris never gets emails from Reception.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks any AE who puts exclamation marks on
briefs.
If Chuck Norris is late for a review, time slows down.
When the server goes down, Chuck staples his messages to kittens and
roundhouse kicks them across the agency.
Chuck Norris does not have a mail limit. Or a female limit.
Deadlines meet Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can stay awake during a pre-prod.
Chuck Norris asked production if he could print a trade presenter on
328gsm Magno Ivory, die cut, foiled and embossed, and she said "yes".
I personally would love to roundhouse kick some of my AE's! :P
Chuck Norris can make 100 pdfs in 5 minutes without Distiller.
Chuck Norris contacts the suppliers directly.
Chuck Norris unexpectedly quits on Freehand.
Chuck Norris parks in the RESERVED parking space.
Chuck Norris works on all 15 servers at once and runs iTunes in the
background.
Chuck Norris takes an extended lunch break Monday to Thursday and has
Friday off.
Chuck Norris has his own key for the liquor cabinet.
The only person ever to ask Chuck Norris to "put in an internal"
ended up in the gastrointestinal ward.
All of Chuck Norris's time sheets say:
Client: Justice
Job: Roundhouse Kick
Time: When you least expect it
No one has ever put an URGENT sticker on Chuck Norris's job bags for
fear of deadly roundhouse repercussions.
Chuck Norris gets signoff on revert 1 and whoever dares put a girly
pink sticker on his artwork gets a roundhouse to the head.
Chuck Norris is never asked to move his car when the windows are being
cleaned. The cleaners move the building.
Chuck Norris never gets emails from Reception.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks any AE who puts exclamation marks on
briefs.
If Chuck Norris is late for a review, time slows down.
When the server goes down, Chuck staples his messages to kittens and
roundhouse kicks them across the agency.
Chuck Norris does not have a mail limit. Or a female limit.
Deadlines meet Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can stay awake during a pre-prod.
Chuck Norris asked production if he could print a trade presenter on
328gsm Magno Ivory, die cut, foiled and embossed, and she said "yes".