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JKR
22 Mar 2006, 22:25
It's really starting to piss me off.

Not because of the obvious, but because there is no general consensus. I don't mind it at all; I feel its part of the game.

Sometimes its unavoidable, you kill a guy by reflex or spam, and fine. But when some noob hunts you down, chasing after you ignoring everyone else because he knows it’s an easy kill then it gets annoying, I can see both sides of the argument.

There are those who do it (constantly) and those who don't, so I feel bad after spawn raping a person I know never does it to me.

But I'm sick of taking the crucial seconds look at a persons name first, and try and remember their spawn raping history...


Whatever the results of this poll are, even if there are only 3 votes, then that’s how I'm playing from now on regardless.

Crazychic
22 Mar 2006, 22:32
Hey it happens to me lots

I actually not fazed by it. Yes when it happens I sit and swear at whoever done it, but its all part of the fun. Me thinks

hai2u
22 Mar 2006, 22:39
Here is the list of people I *will* (try to) spawnrape.

{TA}.* - All of you bastards do it
Cataphract and Xorac[aka Tsotsi] - You do it too.
Sam - just because i don't like your nick
Biogizard and gizzlo - because you're easy game and you're just going to go rape 200 other people with your flack spam
Any 42 member - because its fun, best to do it with a shield cannon.
Kay/Cloo - Because it irritates him, and thats awesome fun
Anyone in ZT - cocky noobs who asked me "LOLZ WTF IS 42", and I just hate your playing style.

Anyone else is fair game, if you shoot a grenade and it doesn't work out then you're toast. Otherwise it depends how you're playing and if i feel like you deserve it.

[N]KOTR
22 Mar 2006, 22:44
Just dont camp the weapon spawns, as I see is the tendancy of most of the new players.

slayer676
22 Mar 2006, 22:54
Kay/Cloo - Because it irritates him, and thats awesome fun
Anyone in ZT - cocky noobs who asked me "LOLZ WTF IS 42", and I just hate your


i would love to know who said it?

Shrimp
22 Mar 2006, 23:19
Something I loath and detest, is, you're running along, and some poor sod spwans in front of you, you see him, he sees you, you do the sporting thing and run off to give the poor bugger a chance. Even if the turd shoots me a bit with his Assult rifle, like the sucker I am, I keep running and leave him to his business.

Anyway, regardless of his Assault rifle antics, you run off thinking what a good person you are and how much positive Karma you just gained, and next thing you get a load of Flak in the back for your troubles.

Really nice guys.

Perhaps more moronic than those fools would be me, for continuing to give them the oppertunity to run away to safty rather than be raped by any of the 10 weapons I may be carrying capable of wiping his defenceles backside out in a single shot.

hai2u
22 Mar 2006, 23:36
There is a difference though, i mean if you're activly camping a hot spawn area (like the Flack in Campgrounds) then you need some very serious attitude adjustment. If you're moving around the map and actualy playing properly and come across someone who decides to try and mow you down with an assault rifel, shoot his head off.

I say give someone one chance. If they be a prat then its just another kill for next time. Take great pride in those multi-kills from the same person.

Terror
22 Mar 2006, 23:42
Awesome another flame thread I was begining to wonder if we would have one anytime soon.

This is the way it is, I will spawn rape till the day I die, *insert evil laugh here*

That said I still think Karnaugh is a twit along with JKR and others.

Nuff said, let the raping continue.
:D

Zyron
22 Mar 2006, 23:51
My modem is an invitation for spawn raping :<

Peon
23 Mar 2006, 00:06
JRK you got pissed because i killed you a few times on campgrounds. You naive to think I was hunting you down. You equal like everyone else.

I dont even know the spawning points on campgrounds yet you called me lame. Well done dude.

Peon.

hai2u
23 Mar 2006, 00:18
I was going to call you lame my self, you were blatently camping a spawn point and spaming everyone there. But i beat you anyway, har.

<A>BioGizzard
23 Mar 2006, 00:40
Biogizard and gizzlo - because you're easy game and you're just going to go rape 200 other people with your flack spam

who cares

JKR
23 Mar 2006, 00:55
Peon when? Don't be so vain, this thread is not directed at anyone in particular..

hai2u
23 Mar 2006, 00:56
who cares

so why did you post?

Manta
23 Mar 2006, 01:09
Anyone in ZT - cocky noobs who asked me "LOLZ WTF IS 42"

LOL, thats Classic.
To think he took that so serious.
but mind you, Where does the Team 42 come from? or sould i ask sum1 else,,

GM<Jaymac>MF
23 Mar 2006, 01:51
I tend not to spawn rape if I can avoid it, but sometimes it is necessary.

The other day I killed Bio three times in a row because he spawned right in front of me, grenades spewing just about every direction I tried to run around him.

Generally though, I'll give the guy a chance to get away... especially if it's some poor noob who could do with a little encouragement.

;)

Terror
23 Mar 2006, 02:12
42 suck ass and thier followers too.

Plato
23 Mar 2006, 07:22
42 suck ass and thier followers too.
Do we really need that? Start another thread if you want to address that issue...

Shrimp I feel for you man. I used to do that as well. Sometimes I would stand with flak in hand, point blank and the fucker would still spam nades and end up killing me. I could have taken him out in one shot...

Now I just don`t do that anymore. If the dude spawns in front of me, easy kill, it as simple as that.

The only person I won`t spawn rape is Target <If I can help it :P>

I think it was Mburr who said You spawn with a weapon, its not anyone elses fault that you can`t use it
Go out and own the bastards!

mudd@
23 Mar 2006, 07:32
On a map with say 6 on a side - u r almost guaranteed of being spwnd during the game.

mudd@
23 Mar 2006, 07:33
"You spawn with a weapon, its not anyone elses fault that you can`t use it "

actually u have two weapons when u spwn.

Shrimp
23 Mar 2006, 08:09
I guess that's also a bit of an issue adding to the retardation of the matter.

Everyone vote for bloody 1on1 maps, regardless of wether there are 2 or 20 people on the server. Maybe if everyone would stop voting for 1on1 maps when the server is near capacity, they wouldn't be raped so much.

But I guess there's no chance of anyone using some common sence when voting time comes.

BMU
23 Mar 2006, 08:11
If
a) someone puts up a shield and backs away and
b) if that someone isn't a super-leet oke, I'll back off

In other words, if someone spawns and starts shooting at me with the pea-shooter, he's fair game no matter how noob.

-Or-
If some leet dude like Mudd@ spawns, he's fair game, no matter how nicely he begs with shield in hand. Chances are he'll kill me anyway, even if I'm holding the redeemer with 150 shield and he only has an umbrella.

(LMAO - the other night Xan spawned and killed me with the shield, even though I was shooting rockets like crazy. Biogizzard's done the same with grenades vs my rockets. Good times :) )

But the short answer: spawnraping is part of the game. I mean, mostly you just don't have time to ponder these philosophical questions. You see, you shoot. Simple.

[N]Haja
23 Mar 2006, 08:14
nicely said BMU and others.

I would also like to add, that if you start to talk in the middle of a DM / TDM, leaving your player stationery in full view, i WILL shoot you. UT is a FPS, not a local chatroom.

Acid Burn
23 Mar 2006, 08:27
I totally agree spawn rapeing is part of the game, but in the same breath if a person spawns in front of me I try not to shoot them and give them a chance I feel it is more sportsman like this way. What realy gets my goat is if the fucker starts shooting at me with a assult rifle dude if you dont want to get shot then put up a shield and back off unless your a leet player then it all be fair game.

Terror please dont come causing kak here man we haveing a descussion and you are being ignord for unapropriate behaviour I guess that is how the guys feel about you now just ignor u I guess. (unsporting man)

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Acid Burn
23 Mar 2006, 08:29
Well said Haja there is no time for a tea party in this arena that is forsure.

Acid
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<A>FluX.v2.0
23 Mar 2006, 08:36
What really pisses me off, is the people who "half spawn rape"
They see a guy spawn (me for instance) I pull out my shield because I see flak spam everywhere, you try and get away but someone spots you.
Great
so I dont even fight back I just try to get away to find a weapon, but by this time I have 30 hp, and my attacker has realised I just spawed recently so they leave me alone...

Now I have 30 hp, no gun and I have to fend for my newly spawned life, someone lobs a flak secondary 2 metres away from me and Im dead.

If you are going to spawn rape, then at least do it properly.

Predator
23 Mar 2006, 08:45
Hi,

Regarding spawn raping, I have a question:

I believe on the server there's an option for a certain time span during which a player is protected right after spawning - I think the default is 2 seconds. Is a player actually invulnerable during this 2 second period, or can he still die with a close-range flak cannon shot for example? Would it be possible to increase this time span to 5 seconds for example, to avoid the whole spawn-raping issue?

Sorry if this is a n00b question.

[N]Haja
23 Mar 2006, 08:53
not a BAD question...
yes, you are invincible for 2 seconds, that is why u normally get hit backwards when hit with a rocket or asmd, but do not suffer any damage.

Increasing the spawn time protection is not the worst idea, but that will just lay open a new kind of irritation. Ppl spawning ad running at you with the shield gun or assualt rifle, being able to damage you, but you not being able to hurt them.

2 seconds is long enuf IMHO to put up shield and run like hell.

Like shrimp says, vote biger maps, idoma is not meant for a 10 on 10 TDM

<A>FluX.v2.0
23 Mar 2006, 08:56
I think the invinciblity only lasts untill you move your character..

JiGo
23 Mar 2006, 08:59
no it lasts until you fire a shot

*So shooting a grenade down the hall is not always a good thing... :P

[N]Haja
23 Mar 2006, 09:02
OR 2 seconds surely?
Or can i run around the whole DM in invicible mode bumping into ppl? :P

BMU
23 Mar 2006, 09:13
2 seconds or when you fire a shot, whichever comes first. That about cover it? :)

JiGo
23 Mar 2006, 09:21
Haja']OR 2 seconds surely?
Or can i run around the whole DM in invicible mode bumping into ppl? :P

:banghead:
ROFL
Yes haja... or 2 seconds :p

[N]Haja
23 Mar 2006, 09:30
lol, just making sure, before i go and make a tit of myself on the servers :P

Purple_H@ze
23 Mar 2006, 09:36
Spawn raping doesn't irritate me all, what fucks me off no end is when i connect to a game and i get killed before i am even able to move.

BMU
23 Mar 2006, 09:40
Spawn raping doesn't irritate me all, what fucks me off no end is when i connect to a game and i get killed before i am even able to move.
"AntiTCC is verifying files. Please hold still while 6 rockets explode in your immediate vicinity"
Grrrr.

<A>BioGizzard
23 Mar 2006, 10:02
It’s a good question you asked there, JKR

I don’t like spawn raping or being spawn raped, but I do agree with you even though deliberate raping is unsporting in my book, it is part of the game and it does happen on the odd occasion. I don’t really have an issue if I spawn and some dude comes around a corner fighting and I end up painted on the wall (but it gets to me when it’s the same guy time after time). Camping spawn points... Lame; running around raping as people spawn… lame.
Yes, I know I spawn with a gun, I know how to use it, when I decide to use it and end up dead, so what, I lost …

i think 4-5 sec protection would help to give you a chance to get away or plan a reaction of some sort...it won't bring in some new lame crap cause if you shoot within that time your death is apon you like crap on a blanket

[N]Haja
23 Mar 2006, 10:08
in 5 seconds a good player will kill you with an enforcer.

<A>Eradicator
23 Mar 2006, 10:23
My view on this since I am not getting away from the nOObness (Not practicing enough). We have two weapons to fight or defend when you spawn. 1) Assault Rifle, 2) ShieldGun. Great weapons. I say one must learn how to use them properly. When in a tight spot I had many kills using either the granade or the Shield hammer. Most of the times though it doesn't help, pitty about those, but what an <A>wseome feeling hitting a leet player with a hammer or grenade.

I tend not to spawnrape, sometimes I kill someone who is running around without a weapon purely on reflex and then I become this huge target, but it is all good. It's all part of the game. We should not get so personal about this great game. After all it's just a game...

So, if you feel I spawn raped you, I'm sorry. Most of the times it is purely reflex buddy.

Gamos
23 Mar 2006, 10:26
Guys, just set your weapon priority to make the shield higher than the assault. That way you actually spawn with the shield, have no accidental click that fires a few bullets, no urge to lob grenades, and most players will leave you when you present no threat right from the time you spawn.

Deliberate raping is a no no in my eyes, but there is no getting away from the occasional spawn rape.

Shrimp
23 Mar 2006, 10:50
If someone doesn't actually see you spawn with that shield in your hand, they would (I certainly would) assume you're retreating from a recent battle and are low on health. Easy kill is assumed :)

Gamos
23 Mar 2006, 10:55
If someone doesn't actually see you spawn, it is not spawn raping surely?

<A>BioGizzard
23 Mar 2006, 10:55
Haja']in 5 seconds a good player will kill you with an enforcer.
Haja a good player can do that in 2 sec spawn count aswell.
the 5 sec don't give him a real atvantage...it just helps him get away or defend better when he does spawn with some lamo camping a weapon or spawn point

Terror
23 Mar 2006, 11:07
*Yaaaawn*

slayer676
23 Mar 2006, 11:52
Anyone in ZT - cocky noobs who asked me "LOLZ WTF IS 42", and I just hate your playing style.


i would love to know who said it?


well looks like it was a roomer cause the noob dont wanna tell me who it was...

Nautilian
23 Mar 2006, 12:02
There is nothing better than spawnraping Divexo 2-3 times in a row and knowing that he is probably throwing his monitor out the window or getting ready to shoot something with his glock. Spawn raping is part of the game, though weapon camping is just LAME.

Just to comment on "leaving" the newly spawned players. I have tried so many times to not go after players, but the simple fact is that they complain when you rape them and when you leave them alone they STILL come after you and will empty every bullet, grenade in that assualt rifle and come after you with the shieldgun.

Nice topic.

Naut

hai2u
23 Mar 2006, 12:07
well looks like it was a roomer cause the noob dont wanna tell me who it was...

Odd how you call me a noob even after i beat you, what was it, 24-2 or something. Anyhow. I believe it was you that said that.

hai2u
23 Mar 2006, 12:10
And the good news is if you spawnrape someone you can get akimbo asault rifle which really owns. I got a monster kill with one of those on Antalus.

Manta
23 Mar 2006, 12:28
There is nothing better than spawnraping Divexo 2-3 times in a row and knowing that he is probably throwing his monitor out the window or getting ready to shoot something with his glock. Spawn raping is part of the game, though weapon camping is just LAME.

Just to comment on "leaving" the newly spawned players. I have tried so many times to not go after players, but the simple fact is that they complain when you rape them and when you leave them alone they STILL come after you and will empty every bullet, grenade in that assualt rifle and come after you with the shieldgun.

Nice topic.

Naut

Naut, :) it like this, if i could kill you ones in a Whole Game, it made my Day :)

]H[ellboy
23 Mar 2006, 12:49
*Yaaaawn*

Allan I'm really glad for you that you're resume holds down such fine accomplishments as, being the number one spammer on uza.

Well Done!

On a more sombre note, I thank you for the e-mail received. I have to however regretfully decline your invitation to go watch Brokeback mountain with you.

I hope you can understand that.

Regards

JiGo
23 Mar 2006, 12:51
HAHA

Acid Burn
23 Mar 2006, 12:59
ROFL
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slayer676
23 Mar 2006, 13:03
Odd how you call me a noob even after i beat you, what was it, 24-2 or something. Anyhow. I believe it was you that said that.

i know im a newb but its amazing that it toke calling u a noob for u to reply...

anyways seen as u say it was me that said that im sorry and im gonna say this know it was more like "who are 42" and i was told that they are like the second best clan, and not what u said...

and now im going to apologize for what ever u think i said...

peace out...

Scrye
23 Mar 2006, 13:19
H[ellboy']Allan I'm really glad for you that you're resume holds down such fine accomplishments as, being the number one spammer on uza.

Well Done!

On a more sombre note, I thank you for the e-mail received. I have to however regretfully decline your invitation to go watch Brokeback mountain with you.

I hope you can understand that.

Regards

Will you come watch Ice Princess with me then?

sneaky
23 Mar 2006, 13:28
Phear my ASSAULT RIFLE!!!

If there are not a lot of players on the server and some noob is getting hammered I would probably leave him alone. Except for a few people I know hate being spawn raped and would themselves never spawn rape, I do rape. To many times I left a player only to be killed by numb nuts a couple of secs later.

STOP LOOK THINK
If you spawn and there's a guy with a big fucken hand cannon "guarding" the rocket launcher don't be a fucken noob and run towards it, discretion is the better part of valor.

There is nothing as satisfying as fragging someone equipped with a flack cannon or rocket launcher with nothing but assault, 1 grenade and a couple of shots is all it takes. I spawn with left button dipressed! :D

]H[ellboy
23 Mar 2006, 13:30
Will you come watch Ice Princess with me then?

Regretfully no, I'm with Gunny... you all know how hot his legs are.... sorry I'm a one man man....

BMU
23 Mar 2006, 13:50
Anyone ever stand there with an assault trifle (heh) pretending to be a fresh spawn, then pull out a real weapon once the other guy's back is turned? Kinda like the fake death trick. Just wondering 'cos it's happened to me against bots, I get attacked with assault so I assume they have nothing else, only to get a rocket up the nose.

I'd try it but I can't remember what key I've got assault rifle assigned to. :P

Plato
23 Mar 2006, 13:57
Anyone ever stand there with an assault trifle (heh) pretending to be a fresh spawn, then pull out a real weapon once the other guy's back is turned? Kinda like the fake death trick.

I think I remember Bean doing this!

Man he toasted me with that flak...

<or I was on cold medication at the time:P>

<A>BioGizzard
23 Mar 2006, 13:59
H[ellboy']Regretfully no, I'm with Gunny... you all know how hot his legs are.... sorry I'm a one man man....
well then i have to inform you that your man is cheating on you

]H[ellboy
23 Mar 2006, 14:12
well then i have to inform you that your man is cheating on you

What!!!! not again.... he promised me!

BMU
23 Mar 2006, 14:25
I think I remember Bean doing this!

Bean you evil bastard! Always suspected there's a sadistic psychopath lurking beneath the polite facade. Anyone who kills me that many times a night has to be twisted deep down! :D

Terror
23 Mar 2006, 15:42
LOL Andre - everyone knows you're into S&M with Scrye and Karnuagh after hours anyway.

I think you should be telling Bio & Gunny of your afterhours antics ;)

Bean
23 Mar 2006, 15:45
I think I remember Bean doing this!

Man he toasted me with that flak...

<or I was on cold medication at the time:P>

Yeah - I've tried the "I only have an assult rifle" fakeout a few times - sometimes it works and sometimes it just backfires on me :D

I tried playing a whole map the other night with just the assult rifle - got a few kills - but on the team level it seemed to work really well. It's like being a mozzie and annoying the crap out of people - they head for you and ignore everything else, and then get taken out by someone from your team! You do tend to die an awful lot though (just like real mozzies I guess.)

I've also managed to reverse-spawn-rape a few people as well. You spawn, they start loading the rockets and you leap into their face with a full shield as they unleash the rockets. They die and you end up with 10 or so health but it feels great!

I generally try leave the newly spawned alone so they can get their bearings, but the laws of the universe (i.e. the UT game engine) allow it so you have to always be ready for it :)

Terror
23 Mar 2006, 15:47
Spawnraping is part of the game, kill or be killed ( why does this sound so familiar:P)

Cataphract
23 Mar 2006, 16:01
People who lob grenades and fire off assault rifle bullets, or try to shieldcannon you are open game.

The only thing that gets me really worked up in the worst kind of way, is when I spawn and back-off while shielding myself, and some opportunistic fool chases me halfway across the map to kill me, and continues shooting even after I stopped running and have dropped the shield.

And Karnaugh, I stopped shooting at you when you raised your shield and I buggered off.

hai2u
23 Mar 2006, 16:07
People who lob grenades and fire off assault rifle bullets, or try to shieldcannon you are open game.

The only thing that gets me really worked up in the worst kind of way, is when I spawn and back-off while shielding myself, and some opportunistic fool chases me halfway across the map to kill me, and continues shooting even after I stopped running and have dropped the shield.

And Karnaugh, I stopped shooting at you when you raised your shield and I buggered off.

You really shouldn't :) I'd have shot you in a heartbeat.

Cataphract
23 Mar 2006, 16:09
You did. About a minute later.

hai2u
23 Mar 2006, 16:10
:(

gizzlo
23 Mar 2006, 16:33
so why did you post?
why not...........

DJRob
23 Mar 2006, 16:41
the only time I dislike being spawn raped is when there's lag - cause then I didn't get a chance to shield up or at least try something to defend myself - no matter how futile it was!

Crazychic
23 Mar 2006, 17:44
oops so does this mean that I ain't allowed to shoot u guys when u have a shield gun

but that is the only way I can get any kills

The rest of the time I get killed


hehehehe

GM<Jaymac>MF
23 Mar 2006, 17:51
Crazychic... you are allowed to shoot AT us when we havea shield gun. Hitting us is really up to you. ;)

Macera
23 Mar 2006, 18:18
I shoot whoever I see, I dont care what they have.. And I don't moan when they do it to me.

Mburr
23 Mar 2006, 18:24
oops so does this mean that I ain't allowed to shoot u guys when u have a shield gun

but that is the only way I can get any kills

The rest of the time I get killed


hehehehe

Crazychic: State your name and business!!@$

Cripple-X
23 Mar 2006, 18:30
Crazychic: State your name and business!!@$

Kekeke, stop it, you're going to frighten it away!:P

Crazychic
23 Mar 2006, 19:39
Crazychic: State your name and business!!@$

moi:rolleyes:

Plato
23 Mar 2006, 19:43
Lady if you can handle these guys, any future boyfriend is going to be piece of cake.

I suppose we`re not used to having females playing games online <well I most certainly haven`t encountered many > so you`re going to have to excuse any odd appearing behaviour :P

Gl and hf.

<A>BioGizzard
23 Mar 2006, 19:47
Lady if you can handle these guys, any future boyfriend is going to be piece of cake.

haha boy are you miss informed or what

Plato
23 Mar 2006, 19:51
Oops :P

<takes foot out of mouth>

I assumed it was a young lass playing ut as I didn`t imagine a married lady playing online games (again, a rarity).

Sorry for the disturbance.

Carry on

Crazychic
23 Mar 2006, 20:20
Oops :P

<takes foot out of mouth>

I assumed it was a young lass playing ut as I didn`t imagine a married lady playing online games (again, a rarity).

Sorry for the disturbance.

Carry on

that makes me feel so much better lol

sAm
23 Mar 2006, 20:50
And I don't moan when they do it to me.

lol...how many times have i heard piss off sam

Plato
23 Mar 2006, 22:15
that makes me feel so much better lol
No matter what I say now I will probably just end up digging a deeper hole.

I apologise unreservedly if I offended you.

Sorry :o

BMU
23 Mar 2006, 22:23
The only thing that gets me really worked up in the worst kind of way, is when I spawn and back-off while shielding myself, and some opportunistic fool chases me halfway across the map to kill me, and continues shooting even after I stopped running and have dropped the shield.
Aye. That is very very rude.

enemyanemone
23 Mar 2006, 23:01
Spawnraping rocks, especially when people take it personal. When they get emotional they play worse, so I'd definately count spawnkilling in as a skillfactor, wether it's you killing or being killed - not getting pissed off when being spawnkilled is one half of the skill factor, surviving a spawnkill attempt the other.
I don't understand the big deal, if you get killed it takes you less than a second to respawn (unlike cs for example) ... taking that into account it's not the time factor of respawning that pisses you off, it's the score - and you really shouldnt care about that, seriously.

Crazychic
23 Mar 2006, 23:36
No matter what I say now I will probably just end up digging a deeper hole.

I apologise unreservedly if I offended you.

Sorry :o
no offence taken
;)

<A>BioGizzard
24 Mar 2006, 08:40
I assumed it was a young lass playing ut as I didn`t imagine a married lady playing online games (again, a rarity).
digging a hole hey? i think it's more like a crater.

firstly you said you thought she was young... don't say that .... ever

then you imply that she's older by using her married status as confirmation...

Crazychic
24 Mar 2006, 08:43
seems to me someone has experience

<A>BioGizzard
24 Mar 2006, 08:46
ye, been mariied 5 yrs now and lovin it, but there is that once a mouth,
where you wanna jump into your own crater and pray for a meteor to close it
for you

Crazychic
24 Mar 2006, 08:53
well well 5 yrs doing well

that is good

don't worry u will survive the once a month thing

Purple_H@ze
24 Mar 2006, 09:40
Ok, so this what happens when a woman joins the ranks, we have our very own DR Ruth...

Dear CrazyChic,

I have been dating Bio for a little while on and off, i know he is married, but when we are online he is so attentive and cute, he smile as at me from time to time, i even saw him drop the flag once or twice when he saw me. But i just think we dont really connect as well as we should, i mean everytime he leaves i know he is going to bed with the other woman, but i dont know what to do, i only have my cupcakes and my porn?

Please, help me.

Regards,
{TA}.BioMarryMeAndHaveMyChildren();

JiGo
24 Mar 2006, 09:54
ROFL :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

sAm
24 Mar 2006, 10:01
Ok, so this what happens when a woman joins the ranks, we have our very own DR Ruth...

Dear CrazyChic,

I have been dating Bio for a little while on and off, i know he is married, but when we are online he is so attentive and cute, he smile as at me from time to time, i even saw him drop the flag once or twice when he saw me. But i just think we dont really connect as well as we should, i mean everytime he leaves i know he is going to bed with the other woman, but i dont know what to do, i only have my cupcakes and my porn?

Please, help me.

Regards,
{TA}.BioMarryMeAndHaveMyChildren();

HAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
OMG THAT IS SOME FUNNY SHIT!!!!!:rofl::rofl::rofl:

]H[ellboy
24 Mar 2006, 11:14
Run Bio Run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

]H[ellboy
24 Mar 2006, 11:15
LOL Andre - everyone knows you're into S&M with Scrye and Karnuagh after hours anyway.

I think you should be telling Bio & Gunny of your afterhours antics ;)

Is that a hint of jealousy I detect in your tone Allan?

Terror
24 Mar 2006, 11:37
*grins* You know I don't swing both ways Hellboy:)



LOL funny shit Purple ;)

Scrye
24 Mar 2006, 11:46
*grins* You know I don't swing both ways Hellboy:)



LOL funny shit Purple ;)

Yes yes, we're all well aware of your inability to swing at all.

Terror
24 Mar 2006, 11:59
ahah you're so predictable. I can't make one post on anythread without you attempting to make some lame insult comment. I see you thrive on this.

Shame for you.

Acid Burn
24 Mar 2006, 12:31
Good going purple some funny shit there cant wait to c what CrazyChick has to say ROFL

Acid
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Crazychic
24 Mar 2006, 13:51
Ok, so this what happens when a woman joins the ranks, we have our very own DR Ruth...

Dear CrazyChic,

I have been dating Bio for a little while on and off, i know he is married, but when we are online he is so attentive and cute, he smile as at me from time to time, i even saw him drop the flag once or twice when he saw me. But i just think we dont really connect as well as we should, i mean everytime he leaves i know he is going to bed with the other woman, but i dont know what to do, i only have my cupcakes and my porn?

Please, help me.

Regards,
{TA}.BioMarryMeAndHaveMyChildren();

Dear {TA}.BioMarryMeAndHaveMyChildren

I feel for you but the just of the matter is go back to your cupcakes and porn

This online relationship does not seem to be going anywhere. So go and have a cupcake and .........

Regards


DR Crazychic:D

]H[ellboy
24 Mar 2006, 14:18
*grins* You know I don't swing both ways Hellboy:)



LOL funny shit Purple ;)

How can a raisen swing? I'm at a loss here.....

Terror
24 Mar 2006, 14:47
??

BMU
24 Mar 2006, 14:53
So Shrimp represents the lone bastion of ethics and good sportsmanship in South Africa's UT community. Your decency is wasted here friend, you should pick a more gentlemanly pursuit, swordfighting perhaps. Duel at dawn, tea at noon, slay dragons & rescue damsels, that sort of thing. :D

<A>BioGizzard
24 Mar 2006, 15:28
Sorry Purple, I know You make winks at me and even show me your @$$, but i afraid i'm allready taken...

Gunny and I is busy taking Hellboy for a ride, we also plan on taking out life insurance on him and them making him dissapear...but plz don't let anyone know, if he gets wind of this your a dead duck cause i used your info for "the con"....
I hope you can understand that I was only using you....

Regards
Bio

p.s Boy that's a load off....

SGT_Pepper
24 Mar 2006, 16:40
Spawn raping... take it from the master of death... I died 47 times the other day. Gotta be a record, so when it comes to spawn raping a get alot of oppurtunity to get raped (hehehe). An trust me everybody does it. Very few pass the buck. :bounce:
But thats the game. I hate it but it happens. international forums even teach how to spawn rape predicting where to find the guy. hehehe.

So peace out :peace: and if you see me there's like a 90% prob that i just died. heheeh


Mooohahahahah see you in the game.. Fear the pepper!!!

GM<Jaymac>MF
24 Mar 2006, 16:57
Glad you popped by Pepper.

See you online.

Macera
24 Mar 2006, 17:16
lol...how many times have i heard piss off sam
no i want you to piss off when you rape me with your stupid ass minigun.. thats when :)

Syzygy78
24 Mar 2006, 18:58
you have to admit, dbl damage and that mini gun is crap ;p its nice when you have it, but awful when on the receiving end

GunJitsu
24 Mar 2006, 19:29
Oh crap, these people know where I stay..... Ah well. :P

If everyone agrees to spawnrape the living crap out of each other there won't be any more problems.

Crazychic
24 Mar 2006, 22:27
If everyone agrees to spawnrape the living crap out of each other there won't be any more problems.

fully agreed - so whats the problem

GM<Jaymac>MF
25 Mar 2006, 13:13
So... it looks like what everyone is saying is that we can now chant;

"Spawn Raping FTW"

Target
25 Mar 2006, 13:24
So... it looks like what everyone is saying is that we can now chant;

"Spawn Raping FTW"

No. I do not agree with spawnrapeing and try my very best to not spawnrape. There is no skill involved in spawnrapeing. There is great skill involved in avoiding being spawnraped.

As much as I do not agree with it, there is nothing I can do about it and therefore I have to live with it. At the very least I know my score is based mostly on skill.

BTW if you spawn and start firing your pee shooter, and you are killed. That is not spawnrapeing.

Struma
25 Mar 2006, 14:39
I dont mind spawnraping, the first gun i take out when i spawn is shield gun, its there to shield you when you cant attack...... if im not able to, i die, spawn somewhere else, and start again, thats the way it goes. i always TRY and leave ppl alone, but if they start shooting me with the assault rifle, its usually no mercy, i despise that crap, especially if the actually kill me. But if someone is backing off with shield gun, i leave them alone.

hai2u
25 Mar 2006, 15:32
but if they start shooting me with the assault rifle, its usually no mercy, i despise that crap, especially if the actually kill me.

ahh excelent, I'll try doing that more now ;)

Struma
25 Mar 2006, 17:14
im gonna watch my back for u then :crazy:

gizzlo
25 Mar 2006, 17:38
Ok, so this what happens when a woman joins the ranks, we have our very own DR Ruth...

Dear CrazyChic,

I have been dating Bio for a little while on and off, i know he is married, but when we are online he is so attentive and cute, he smile as at me from time to time, i even saw him drop the flag once or twice when he saw me. But i just think we dont really connect as well as we should, i mean everytime he leaves i know he is going to bed with the other woman, but i dont know what to do, i only have my cupcakes and my porn?

Please, help me.

Regards,
{TA}.BioMarryMeAndHaveMyChildren();hahahaaha lmao !!!!!!!!