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GM<Jaymac>MF
17 Mar 2006, 12:11
I was playing online the other night, and Nautilian was on the other team against me. So, having played against him for a short while, I learned a thing or two about this fantastic UT player. I thought I'd let you all know:

#1 - When Naut spawns, he has a full weapon loadout, and all weaons are fully chocked with ammunition

#2 - Naut is everywhere. If you're busy fighting him in front of you, he'll probably pitch up behind you and throw a rocket up your ass.

#3 - Naut's score is not dependant on how many people he kills. His score is calculated by taking the next highest player's score, and doubling it.

#4 - Naut doesn't use hax, haxorz use Naut.

#5 - Naut never misses, the shots that whizz past your head are actually warning shots.

#6 - Naut doesn't have to time the shield and DD, they appear when he comes near, no matter what the time is.

#7 - Naut can headshot someone without using zoom... with a shield gun.

#8 - Sometimes Naut lets himself get killed so he doesn't feel left out.

#9 - Naut is Greek.

#10 - And finally, the real reason why we won the cricket:
(Attached Picture.)


Seriously though...
I'm just kidding, well played Naut.

gizzlo
17 Mar 2006, 12:15
omfw lmao n1....
love the pick
and i think no.6 is the best one here.....lol

Gamos
17 Mar 2006, 12:33
#11 - Aimbots have 32% accuracy against Naut.
#12 - There is no lag, it is just Naut in bullet time.

slayer676
17 Mar 2006, 12:48
thats well done, man...

Gozzy
17 Mar 2006, 13:13
lol nice, now im just wondering how bored must one be to do all this shit :P

DJRob
17 Mar 2006, 13:50
#13 Naut never forgets - if you - nail him once - watch you get the high score in amount of deaths!
#14 When Dueling naut - stand still - that way you know you let him win

sAm
17 Mar 2006, 14:48
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHA

lol liked no.5

and the pic with an LG, rofl

Wh1tE_Tr4sH
17 Mar 2006, 14:50
ROFLMAO!!
Classic!

BMU
17 Mar 2006, 14:52
OMW that picture is funny.

Please note also, that #5 above is erroneous. It should read:

#5 - Naut never misses, nor does he fire warning shots. The shots that whizz past your head are time-warped and anti-entropically phased to headshot you in the next round.

Terror
17 Mar 2006, 17:10
OMG -Thats classic :D

Draven
18 Mar 2006, 00:14
OMW that picture is funny.

Please note also, that #5 above is erroneous. It should read:

#5 - Naut never misses, nor does he fire warning shots. The shots that whizz past your head are time-warped and anti-entropically phased to headshot you in the next round.

This is by far one of the BEST threads I have read on UZA...:thumbsup:

camel
18 Mar 2006, 00:29
rofl, its 2 classic,

but i think the reason Chuck Norris doesnt play UT is cause Naut hasnt allowed it ....

(love the pic, classic thread)

BMU
18 Mar 2006, 08:09
Another thing I noticed last night:
#15. Naut does not need a 'speak in channel' key. His stream of endless smacktalk transmits directly telepathically into the minds of his terrified victims.

It's the only possibility I can think of to explain how he can keep up that verbal barrage while headshotting, rocketing and mini'ing everyone on the whole map, simultaneously.

hai2u
18 Mar 2006, 10:20
*YAWN*

GM<Jaymac>MF
18 Mar 2006, 13:59
:)
Always a pleasure to inspire a few ROFL's.

I did this in between writing a report on the Euro Inflation rate.
Some of the stuff you guys came up with was even funnier though.

:)

Scrye
18 Mar 2006, 14:36
Wow, how many heads can you shove up Naut's ass today?

Ragnarok
18 Mar 2006, 15:38
YE just, JUST imagine how chuck ass must feel like

Crazychic
18 Mar 2006, 22:07
lol!!!!!!!!

Terror
19 Mar 2006, 01:01
Wow, how many heads can you shove up Naut's ass today?


HAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Not getting enough attention ?

You're such a tool.

hai2u
19 Mar 2006, 09:26
btw does anyone not have Terror on their ignore list yet? I'm wondering if there is a way to make it so I don't see that he made a post at all - I think a Greasemonkey plugin is required.

hai2u
19 Mar 2006, 10:04
Excelent
http://www.brutalhugs.com/code/nyyfansignoreenhancer.user.js

DJRob
19 Mar 2006, 11:21
I bet Naut has a map he made - where her places on the wall the heads of every person he has headshot. I'm sure he's labelled the map "Naut's Museum"

hai2u
19 Mar 2006, 11:38
I'm sure no one cares.

Terror
19 Mar 2006, 11:45
btw does anyone not have Terror on their ignore list yet? I'm wondering if there is a way to make it so I don't see that he made a post at all -


How about just delete yourself from the Internet, everyones problem solved.

BMU
19 Mar 2006, 13:08
Hey "hai2u", that was your only useful contribution I've seen here, ever. I actually didn't realise this place had an ignore list, so thanks for that. I'll never have to bear you or Scrye's smug self-satisfaction ever again. Oraait boet, it's not Karnaugh.

Wh1tE_Tr4sH
19 Mar 2006, 13:12
I suppose you thought that was funny hey Idiot, sorry Terror!

Small things...

hai2u
19 Mar 2006, 13:32
Hey "hai2u", that was your only useful contribution I've seen here, ever. I actually didn't realise this place had an ignore list, so thanks for that. I'll never have to bear you or Scrye's smug self-satisfaction ever again. Oraait boet, it's not Karnaugh.

Hey "retard" thanks for your usefull contribution to this forum and the planet earth in general. We can now all see that under your quiet and useless oxegen wasting waste of a human body, that there is infact a flaming retard with sand in his vagina, a cucumber in his arse, and a marshmellow between his ears.

Again I thank you for pointing this out, but I won't bother ignoring you since you never post anyway.

Get a job, get a life, and most importantly, go fuck yourself.

Terror
19 Mar 2006, 13:57
HAHAHH Karnaugh Got PRAWNED !!!!!!!!!!

MaXimus
21 Mar 2006, 01:23
ROFL Jaymac! Man, that lightning gun bat rocks! What make is it? :D

#77 Naut usually outperforms his haxxorr program, by the time the auto-aim hax has locked onto someones head, Naut has already headshotted the sucker twice.
#78 Naut not only dodges your rockets, he also dodges your future thoughts. Think you gonna hit him with 3 rockets in da face? Think again, he already knows your next 15 moves, so he's already planted three LG shots on the 6'th pixel above your left eye.
#79 Naut lives in da Matrix where his some kind of Neo or Trinity, where he frags everyones @$$3$ left right and center using some wicked wall jump kungfu moves, but in the real world, he can barely hit an old lady with a schoolbus. :D :D :D

sneaky
21 Mar 2006, 08:37
Excelent
http://www.brutalhugs.com/code/nyyfansignoreenhancer.user.js

:wtf: :D :nana: :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

crash
21 Mar 2006, 12:11
This thread made my day.
Thanks! :)