Bean
19 Aug 2005, 15:08
Due in part to various recent victories and losses - the Red team have re-drawn the org chart and are happy to announce the following changes.
This will allow renewed focus on the conflict and ensure success in our mission.
Bean and Sneaky are no longer evil minions attached to the supreme commander - they have been promoted and are now henchmen.
They will be advising the team on successful strategies to destroy enemy sidekicks, as well as valuable tips on avoiding the enemy Hero.
Gamos now occupies the esteemed position: Master statistician of overwhelming odds.
This administrative centre use to house hundreds of workers, but sadly Gamos will have to see to this work alone. We are - however - confident in his abilities to hold down the fort.
Noman has been promoted to Principal in charge of locating the Enemy.
He was recently awarded one of our highest decorations - the medal of Shock and Awe.
Boogeyman is on a secret mission.
We cannot tell you more for fear of information falling into the wrong hands. No. Really.
Flux is heading up the Office of the defender of the Last Node.
A special transportation dispensation has been awarded which will allow Flux to commandeer any available fast transport to said last node.
Dfens and Gizzlo have teamed together and are now Mentors of Super Weapon placement and secrets.
They will be sharing a wealth of knowledge on how to flank the enemy and hit him from behind when he least expects it with something large, making it hurt!
Mako and The Proven now enjoy the respective positions of Vehicle Procurement Officer and Vehicle Management and Maintenance Director.
They will also work together in virtual team, highlighting effective enemy vehicle capture and destruction strategies.
We hope to demonstrate the all new Avril rocket shortly (just as soon as we can figure out how to fit it into a regular Avril launcher.)
Saderax is now Agent in charge of AI enhancement.
This position involved recent re-location to spend time developing our artificial war constructs, to remove the "three laws" and replace them with new ones.
Namely:
a) Blue people are bad.
b) We are at war.
c) How to pull the trigger.
Lord Xan (the supreme commander) has had his contract renewed and he will continue to rally the forces and make sound tactical decisions.
Plus - he is the only one who has the "free and fair" dice of decision – a unique artefact used to resolve complex choices.
If you have any questions please direct them to the Project Manager, Covert Strategies.
The Red Team company and its affiliates thank you for your support and your recent large cash investments.
The battlefield will be ours!
:p
This will allow renewed focus on the conflict and ensure success in our mission.
Bean and Sneaky are no longer evil minions attached to the supreme commander - they have been promoted and are now henchmen.
They will be advising the team on successful strategies to destroy enemy sidekicks, as well as valuable tips on avoiding the enemy Hero.
Gamos now occupies the esteemed position: Master statistician of overwhelming odds.
This administrative centre use to house hundreds of workers, but sadly Gamos will have to see to this work alone. We are - however - confident in his abilities to hold down the fort.
Noman has been promoted to Principal in charge of locating the Enemy.
He was recently awarded one of our highest decorations - the medal of Shock and Awe.
Boogeyman is on a secret mission.
We cannot tell you more for fear of information falling into the wrong hands. No. Really.
Flux is heading up the Office of the defender of the Last Node.
A special transportation dispensation has been awarded which will allow Flux to commandeer any available fast transport to said last node.
Dfens and Gizzlo have teamed together and are now Mentors of Super Weapon placement and secrets.
They will be sharing a wealth of knowledge on how to flank the enemy and hit him from behind when he least expects it with something large, making it hurt!
Mako and The Proven now enjoy the respective positions of Vehicle Procurement Officer and Vehicle Management and Maintenance Director.
They will also work together in virtual team, highlighting effective enemy vehicle capture and destruction strategies.
We hope to demonstrate the all new Avril rocket shortly (just as soon as we can figure out how to fit it into a regular Avril launcher.)
Saderax is now Agent in charge of AI enhancement.
This position involved recent re-location to spend time developing our artificial war constructs, to remove the "three laws" and replace them with new ones.
Namely:
a) Blue people are bad.
b) We are at war.
c) How to pull the trigger.
Lord Xan (the supreme commander) has had his contract renewed and he will continue to rally the forces and make sound tactical decisions.
Plus - he is the only one who has the "free and fair" dice of decision – a unique artefact used to resolve complex choices.
If you have any questions please direct them to the Project Manager, Covert Strategies.
The Red Team company and its affiliates thank you for your support and your recent large cash investments.
The battlefield will be ours!
:p